Juke Box
A Stroller’s Lament
Every day it’s taking me much longer
Though the urge if anything gets stronger
I can’t do it more than once a day
Every day it’s a little weaker
I feel like a toy that’s lost it’s squeaker
I can’t do it more than once a day
Every day I get more unstable
Come what may if I were only able
To perform twice nightly, with a matinee
Come Monday, I’m having an injection
Ennis says it guarantees erection
Then I’ll have it all day every day
If I can’t get it free, I’m quite prepared to pay
If I can’t get a woman, I’ll just have to turn gay