It’s after Maastricht so we’ll make our May trip

To Europe, our finest rugby tour

We’ll spread joy and pleasure in copious measure

At every open bar room door

The minstrels will sing their songs, the players will win again

And Ashcan will fall in love, in his own special way again

It’s after Maastricht so we’ll make our next trip

To Belgium our finest rugby tour

You’ll see Strollers reeling, and Strollers kneeling

In Belgium, when we go on tour

If we climb the beef mountain reduce the wine fountain

Our C. A. P. duty will be o’er

The colts will be well controlled, the forwards will touch their toes

And Big Bird will win at cards, the same as he always does

It’s after Maastricht so we’ve made our May trip

To Belgium our finest rugby tour