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Rugby in Amsterdam
On our tour today we’ve come to play
Rugby in Amsterdam
Though we’re old and grey we’ll love to play
Rugby in Amsterdam
They’ll be on the run when they try to scrum
‘Cos you don’t get much drive from clogs
And the tulips slow the wingers
Leaking dykes will numb their fingers
Only booze may spoil our plan
To play rugby in Amsterdam