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The Best of Them All
Oh a Saturday game, fairly batters my frame
As I muckily crawl, from each ruck or rolling maul
When the last whistle’s blown I’ve scarce strength left
to moan
Although I’ve but rarely laid hands on the ball
But when friends ask me why such a greybeard as I
Continue to deny that the years have taken toll
I look straight in their eye and I proudly reply
That here’s where you meet with the best of them all
My sporting career spanning nigh forty year
Sampled most permutations of boot and bat and ball
But once rugby I’d tried then I knew I was tied
For other sports’ pleasures soon started to pall
For the ultimate high is scoring the try
That seals Hoppers’ win and the other team’s downfall
And the feeling inside when you’re bursting with pride
‘Cause your health’s being drunk by the best of them all
Hoppers Strollers (our name) have acquired some small
fame
For taking the game to the northern part of Gaul
The which reference arcane means we’re touring again
On the broad Flandrian Plain we’re to make a landfall
And thirsting to score, play Rubes once more
In Antwerp’s fair city whose charms will never pall
And after the game sing a beery refrain
Dendermonde and Strollers, the best of them all