The Hoppers are touring in old Amsterdam

When Hoppers are touring the liquor is pouring

I think as each gin sinks how lucky I am

Touring with Hoppers in old Amsterdam

I drank a lot and fell off my chair

Right off my chair, right there

I’ve lain here all evening, well I declare

If they ask me to play it’s not fair

Well first I had lager and then I had gins

Then lager with gins in now I’m in the sin bin

‘Cos it got to my round and I wasn’t there

They expect me to buy while I puke that’s not fair

I drank a lot etc.